I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
A long time ago in a galaxy so far, far away… SCORE 66
Story of my life SCORE 80
Yep, This Is Still Me SCORE 96
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
Scamlock Holmes SCORE 96
Hooty whom SCORE 63
Can not unsee. SCORE 103
Talking to parents on the phone SCORE 97
A magical world in an old, wooden post. SCORE 106
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
8 year old girl found a 1500 year old Viking Sword while swimming in a lake in Sweden SCORE 88
Typical School Meal In Sweden SCORE 114
Dropping my new album soon SCORE 88
Wal-Mart’s Are Fun SCORE 55
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not. SCORE 119
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
Futuristic Work Problems SCORE 115
My town’s police department knows how to social media SCORE 228
Your desperate is showing… SCORE 96
Most accurate Mean Tweet I’ve seen SCORE 124
Don’t get too hurt SCORE 71
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
Good luck wimp. SCORE 80
Printing Sad Keanu In 3d SCORE 49
Bee hacking – a guide to understanding your computer. SCORE 44
Horse lungs when inflated SCORE 92
Snake Humor SCORE 86
No son of mine. SCORE 102
3D Floor SCORE 90