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Kitty+Coffee
SCORE 14
Was+there+oil+involved%2C+by+chance%3F
Was there oil involved, by chance? SCORE 22
Get+wrecked%2C+Stef%C3%A1n.
Get wrecked, Stefán. SCORE 31
Wow+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+lot+of+white+people.
Wow that’s a lot of white people. SCORE 24
Not+even+Folgers+in+your+cup+can+help+you+now%26%238230%3B
Not even Folgers in your cup can help you now… SCORE 12
This+supermarket+has+an+OCD+hiring+manager.
This supermarket has an OCD hiring manager. SCORE 18
Frank+Zappa+at+his+parents%26%238217%3B+house+circa+1970
Frank Zappa at his parents’ house circa 1970 SCORE 17
Great+Scott%21
Great Scott! SCORE 20
Spot+on%2C+BB
Spot on, BB SCORE 18
Love+is+love.
Love is love. SCORE 34
Cursed+Puberty
Cursed Puberty SCORE 23
Thank+you+for+your+words.
Thank you for your words. SCORE 28
Itsa+the+right+thing+to+do
Itsa the right thing to do SCORE 26
Being+home+alone+is+going+great+thanks+for+asking.
Being home alone is going great thanks for asking. SCORE 32
C-19+is+making+us+all+act+a-fool.
C-19 is making us all act a-fool. SCORE 16
America+is+beautiful%2C+at+least.
America is beautiful, at least. SCORE 30
Guess+Who%26%238217%3Bs+Back
Guess Who’s Back SCORE 32
Did+Miss+Daniels+just+break+an+NDA%3F
Did Miss Daniels just break an NDA? SCORE 18
A+white+Tennessee+Deputy+has+his+meal+paid+for+by+2+black+women.+This+is+the+note+they+left+him.
A white Tennessee Deputy has his meal paid for by 2 black women. This is the note they left him. SCORE 22
Shaq+holding+a+%24110+billion+bill
Shaq holding a $110 billion bill SCORE 17
OK+but+can+you+make+vodka+out+of+them%3F
OK but can you make vodka out of them? SCORE 23
Just+walmart+things%26%238230%3B
Just walmart things… SCORE 25
When+cats+pick+fights+with+Spooderman.
When cats pick fights with Spooderman. SCORE 24
The+past+can+hurt.
The past can hurt. SCORE 23
You+have+been+chosen.
You have been chosen. SCORE 22
Some+mothers+are+good+mothers.
Some mothers are good mothers. SCORE 25
Goodbye%2C+old+friend.
Goodbye, old friend. SCORE 18
Thank+you+for+your+service.
Thank you for your service. SCORE 30
Look+what+we+made%21
Look what we made! SCORE 25
Beware+of+something%21
Beware of something! SCORE 25
I+have+the+powa%21
I have the powa! SCORE 21
Austrian+scientists+successfully+made+a+32%2C000+year+old+plant+bloom.
Austrian scientists successfully made a 32,000 year old plant bloom. SCORE 28
Liar+liar+pants+on+fire
Liar liar pants on fire SCORE 19
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