When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
Japan gets all the good KitKats… :/ SCORE 21
boop activated… SCORE 26
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 28
Protect this one. SCORE 30
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 25
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
Better eat ALL your supper… gotta carbo load before we crucify. SCORE 22
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 38
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
Amway and bust? SCORE 31
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 22
The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 33
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 29
New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
