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Cats+are+jerks.
SCORE 141
Ah+yes%2C+the+sport%26%238230%3B
Ah yes, the sport… SCORE 10
Tarantulas+molt+their+fangs%2C+apparently.
Tarantulas molt their fangs, apparently. SCORE 14
Small+town+USA%2C+in+an+echo+chamber.
Small town USA, in an echo chamber. SCORE 35
I+fitted.
I fitted. SCORE 27
Never+could+figure+that+one+out%26%238230%3B
Never could figure that one out… SCORE 18
Moms+always+clap.
Moms always clap. SCORE 19
That+was+a+close+one
That was a close one SCORE 17
tick+tock
tick tock SCORE 29
Gyna+baaaad
Gyna baaaad SCORE 22
A+god+among+men.
A god among men. SCORE 27
Wrecked.
Wrecked. SCORE 28
Onwards%2C+to+battle%21
Onwards, to battle! SCORE 27
Elephant+shrews+are+more+closely+related+to+elephants+than+they+are+shrews%2C+BTW.
Elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than they are shrews, BTW. SCORE 21
Hold+on+to+your+butts%21
Hold on to your butts! SCORE 24
Source+the+apathy.
Source the apathy. SCORE 37
Teach+your+children+well.
Teach your children well. SCORE 19
Can%26%238217%3Bt+have+nice+things
Can’t have nice things SCORE 26
Marketing+on+point.
Marketing on point. SCORE 27
Deep+breaths+ladies%2C+you+deserve+it%21
Deep breaths ladies, you deserve it! SCORE 23
I%26%238217%3Bm+improving+my+best%21
I’m improving my best! SCORE 20
I+Am+The+One+Who+Knock-Diddly-Ocks
I Am The One Who Knock-Diddly-Ocks SCORE 10
We+need+to+talk%26%238230%3B
We need to talk… SCORE 20
Well+played.
Well played. SCORE 27
Quite+possibly+I+am+adept+at+avoiding+answering+questions.
Quite possibly I am adept at avoiding answering questions. SCORE 32
Another+thing+to+stress+about+every+morning.
Another thing to stress about every morning. SCORE 25
Hail+the+queen%21
Hail the queen! SCORE 30
What+a+JACKass
What a JACKass SCORE 24
Workers+eradicate+first+nest+of+%26%238216%3Bmurder+hornets%26%238217%3B+found+in+US
Workers eradicate first nest of ‘murder hornets’ found in US SCORE 26
deuces%26%238230%3B
deuces… SCORE 27
Buh%26%238230%3B+GOK
Buh… GOK SCORE 25
Car+go+squish.
Car go squish. SCORE 20
We+are+terrifying%2C+frankly.
We are terrifying, frankly. SCORE 28
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It%26%238217%3Bs+that+time+of+night+again
It’s that time of night again SCORE 15
Getting+Haircuts
Getting Haircuts SCORE 15
One+Minute+Time+Machine
One Minute Time Machine SCORE 9
%2Ashouts+random+German+phrases+at+loved+ones%2A
*shouts random German phrases at loved ones* SCORE 12
Not+today%2C+Greg
Not today, Greg SCORE 146
This+is+accurate%26%238230%3Bkinda
This is accurate…kinda SCORE 6
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