Can we keep him, mom? SCORE 58
Dad is on his way! SCORE 33
Release them all SCORE 40
I prayed for this SCORE 26
When the typo just makes it worse SCORE 31
Her* SCORE 37
Lickie stickie SCORE 25
Polar bear plunge SCORE 42
I really hope that’s a typo SCORE 29
Racecar SCORE 35
I’m listening SCORE 43
Gotta keep up appearances SCORE 29
I never win the argument SCORE 30
Food Fighters SCORE 11
Tattoos are a lifetime commitment SCORE 45
Some doors are built differently SCORE 29
And my reaction time has been cut in half SCORE 39
Plothole found SCORE 76
How long until he gets it? SCORE 46
That’s a fact SCORE 24
Branded by America SCORE 46
He also refuses to learn Italian SCORE 19
Remind me tomorrow SCORE 32
Let the games begin SCORE 47
Don’t try again SCORE 41
Ratwurst SCORE 61
I could watch that screensaver for hours SCORE 52
Ant acid SCORE 30
Point proved SCORE 32
It almost worked, too SCORE 41
Adorably enraged SCORE 37
One of these days I’ll remember my password. Just not today. SCORE 30
