It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
every time SCORE 215
What do you call primary schools in America? SCORE 204
Wisconsin is closed. SCORE 213
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
How much do they pay for… oh. SCORE 13
me in the shower SCORE 21
Om nom nom SCORE 10
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Words. SCORE 162
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
your gay SCORE 249
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
Accurate. SCORE 9
…0-0 SCORE -5
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
… SCORE 10
Me basically. SCORE 181
