cats always come first SCORE 28
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
delete my number SCORE 28
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i don’t know why i’m laughing, but i am SCORE 13
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
must pet the pet SCORE 37
i can never find the words SCORE 45
this is how we all use the internet SCORE 29
it’s always a good idea to have PETA blocked regardless SCORE 42
i wonder why SCORE 40
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
the wisdom of picard SCORE 58
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
thanks for sharing, janet SCORE 24
he did it because he could SCORE 37
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
clever girl SCORE 40
oh wow SCORE 49
i also laughed SCORE 56
i agree with Ryan Reynolds SCORE 46
irony man SCORE 45
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
skill isn’t the problem, folks SCORE 63
so true SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
