You shall not… Multipass! SCORE 95
What if my internet connection is actually really fast? SCORE 194
As a child… SCORE 231
When I have a zit. SCORE 170
Flip out hidden TV. SCORE 147
My neighbor is ready for Halloween. SCORE 157
Scumbag TSA. SCORE 163
The copyright logo. SCORE 115
How I do Halloween. SCORE 174
Ouch, Bob. SCORE 104
Just say NO to drugs! SCORE 215
Arnold vs. Arnyoung. SCORE 75
Being all shook up. SCORE 68
Can We Resurrect the Dinosaurs? SCORE 13
Dancing in the kitchen. SCORE 82
Italians… SCORE 169
50 years from now. SCORE 226
Pusheen and Nyan cat are friends. SCORE 76
A Lannister always pays his debts. SCORE 108
Google Naps. SCORE 43
Why America has an obesity problem. SCORE 143
Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away. SCORE 74
Linux vs. Windows vs. Mac. SCORE 46
back in my day. . . SCORE 10
I am your father. SCORE 115
Sweet. SCORE 147
Totally expected SCORE 17
I see London, I see France. SCORE 175
The creator of Mad-Libs. SCORE 222
Sundays. SCORE 120
Whenever I’m studying for a test. SCORE 121
The five second rule. SCORE 135