Found an ancient artifact SCORE 87
So a rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane… SCORE 151
My Samoyed likes to prop his head up like a human. SCORE 85
I just wanted to enjoy my candy. SCORE 146
Very soon SCORE 73
5-week-old zoomies SCORE 91
Blue cheese is DISCUSTING SCORE 78
Who is this sign for? SCORE 81
cat-proofing Christmas SCORE 104
first world problem 2017.. SCORE 77
Priorities man, priorities. SCORE 67
One boye’s cupholder is another boye’s S N O O T R E S T E SCORE 97
Criminal SCORE 113
Paws Fit Perfectly. Very Good SCORE 97
Sunday nights SCORE 125
I’ll be back SCORE 152
Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe SCORE 154
Evolving pokemon SCORE 132
The Thanksgiving Shirt SCORE 108
Ice cold. SCORE 98
The police chief of my city SCORE 222
This is me as a parent SCORE 53
Drunk love SCORE 120
*Squash* SCORE 100
Leslie Knope’s speech rings true in the wake of Net Neutrality SCORE 152
Me every single day. SCORE 90
Unnamed SCORE 129
Want a manicure? SCORE 117
False alarm. SCORE 75
True serenity SCORE 121
So true.. SCORE 87
Past midnight.. SCORE 122
