Racism is so American… SCORE 159
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
This can’t keep happening SCORE 144
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
I’m not proud of it… SCORE 50
Tests be like SCORE 100
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 163
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 61
Juxtaposition SCORE 93
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Growing up is hard to do SCORE 75
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 226
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 70
High maintenance in the flower world. SCORE 135
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Before and after adoption of our lab mix. He was going to be put down after being surrendered twice. SCORE 136
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Don’t fight it… SCORE 81
Morale is high this week.. SCORE 154
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Secret’s out, Putin. SCORE 82
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Awkward SCORE 125
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
