I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Fatality SCORE 40
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
And cheese SCORE 25
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Sports! SCORE 42
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
What murder? SCORE 45
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Honestly a great question SCORE 24
The system works SCORE 51
Have I learned nothing? SCORE 39
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
