How marriage works. SCORE 66
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 2
Friends. SCORE 213
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
New books. SCORE 199
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
How people see me. SCORE 233
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
All the Navies! SCORE 171
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 196
I love you. SCORE 20
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Seems legit. SCORE 149
I used to be a people person… SCORE 129
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Accurate. SCORE 257
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Just Bill Murray SCORE 10
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 287
