How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
No. SCORE 88
How the internet works. SCORE 181
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Finally. SCORE 344
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Accurate. SCORE 174
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
40 years later. SCORE 121
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
China vs Germany SCORE 295
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
