In an alternate universe. SCORE 176
So punny. SCORE 6
Painting you nails SCORE 164
The chair. SCORE 152
iPhone 6 razr. SCORE 0
I have an app for that on my nokia! SCORE 173
Dear J.J. Abrams SCORE 199
I was wrong. SCORE 155
Words SCORE 11
This is why I’m single SCORE 147
iRobot burns Will Smith. SCORE 152
ain’t nobody got time for babies SCORE 128
Baby bats ready for bed SCORE 18
nose bleed? SCORE 201
it’s a conspiracy. SCORE 20
Let it Go SCORE 17
Points to keep in mind while hiring a Moving company SCORE -28
The little engine that literally can’t even! SCORE 15
Happy animals SCORE 15
A Whim Away SCORE 17
Dear Fox SCORE 19
I need it. SCORE 16
Sign on the Women’s bathroom… SCORE 9
Not sure if tip jar… SCORE 16
You get me. SCORE 172
Once again, Walmart. SCORE 3
Ping Pong and Decimation SCORE -1
58,000 dog tags of US soldiers killed in the Vietnam War SCORE 166
Childhood Ruined SCORE 91
He actually fell for it. SCORE 17
The saddest bbq. SCORE 10
On being productive. SCORE 156
