Repeat after me… Planned Obsolescence SCORE 84
"You’re telling me I can dodge paws?" "No. When you’re ready – you won’t have too." SCORE 63
I NEED AN ADULT SCORE 168
Who wants a kiss? SCORE 146
Rub rub rub :) SCORE 90
Cards Against Humanity’s "Free Apologies From An American" booth SCORE 140
lift me up scotty SCORE 177
Love is the only race that matters SCORE 184
Flame on! SCORE 136
A hatchling’s camouflage SCORE 149
Words SCORE 97
Thoughts… SCORE 109
A good post, IN THIS ECONOMY? SCORE 87
When a customer says they’ll take their business elsewhere SCORE 125
I Find It So Calming SCORE 108
A Hungry Cat Poem SCORE 84
Malcolm in the Middle SCORE 153
Ah the sweet sweet sense of self-disappointment SCORE 183
Power block SCORE 130
Tee hee SCORE 94
what do you mean I’m delusional? SCORE 121
Glow more. SCORE 50
People are always judging millennials nowadays SCORE 101
Demon boye SCORE 174
Giving Them Money Encourages The Practice SCORE 68
Grandpa is pure love SCORE 166
Game Of Turtles SCORE 91
I shouldn’t have licked it… SCORE 112
Tell Cersei, I want her to know it was me SCORE 83
Just chillin’ in space, fixing things, and stuff. SCORE 99
Mom freaked out by snapchat filter SCORE 164
What’s wrong? SCORE 89