Slow Robot

How+I+punish+my+bike+when+it%26%238217%3Bs+been+bad.
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Ten-foot+poles.
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
How+I+learned+to+mind+my+own+business
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Chocolate+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+ask+silly+questions.
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
I%26%238217%3Bm+sure+I+saw+a+mouse+up+here+somewhere%26%238230%3B
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Your+argument+is+invalid.
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Unless+it%26%238217%3Bs+piss.
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Finally.
Finally. SCORE 344
Gimme+all+yer+money%21+I%26%238217%3Bm+made+of+fire%21
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Assassin+Time.
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Says+Kanye%26%238230%3B
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Don%26%238217%3Bt+let+yesterday+use+up+too+much+of+today.
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Yes%2C+get+pizza.
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Why+I+like+pie+charts.
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
The+Dark+Knight+surprises.
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Harry+Potters+IPhone
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Cat+crazy.
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Sometimes+on+the+way+to+a+dream%26%238230%3B
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
The+most+unfortunate+inventor.
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
The+anteater+panda.
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Hairdos+for+every+day.
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
An+American+soldier+and+a+kangaroo+in+1942.
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Oops%26%238230%3B+out+of+sexy%26%238230%3B
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Watching+my+parents+use+a+computer.
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
British+gingers+vs.+American+Gingers.
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
World%26%238217%3Bs+best+analrapist+mug.
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Punctuation+matters
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
How+women+choose+shampoo+vs.+How+men+choose+shampoo.
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 257
When+is+it+ok+to+ask+a+woman+if+she+is+pregnant%3F
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
What+patience+looks+like.
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Bad+time+to+be+an+unstable+13+year+old+or+a+weird+mom.
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
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Mona+%26%238216%3BDuck+face%26%238217%3B+Lisa.
Mona ‘Duck face’ Lisa. SCORE 46
hardcore+in+non-hardcore+places
hardcore in non-hardcore places SCORE 5
Lion+King+Anyone%3F
Lion King Anyone? SCORE 240
The+truth+about+college.
The truth about college. SCORE 160
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 207
Hobbit+Habits
Hobbit Habits SCORE 217
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