How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Finally. SCORE 344
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Accurate. SCORE 257
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257