the first hug SCORE 14
we did this to pluto SCORE 27
*yee haws* in potato SCORE 39
cause a little chaos SCORE 3
fetch SCORE 30
it happens as soon as you turn 30 SCORE 24
did you not hear her the first time? SCORE 8
he always puts the fire out SCORE 27
or work both? SCORE 32
this happens way too much SCORE 22
can’t stop (won’t stop) SCORE 33
high performance chewing SCORE 17
just a little nibble SCORE 19
this is how you create happiness SCORE 40
how much for the cake with the cat topper? SCORE 31
what a scam SCORE 22
the exact month it happened SCORE 16
not sure if it’s a bird or a plane? must be a ufo SCORE 23
god allows it SCORE 13
amphibious moose SCORE 34
one of the worst feelings SCORE 16
… and then the waiter walks right past you because it wasn’t actually your food SCORE 24
this was not the future i was promised SCORE 26
i know my car SCORE 13
their deliciously good deed has been done SCORE 35
the cat wins again SCORE 23
toilet roll paper ice cream just hits different SCORE 18
find something else to blame! SCORE 23
fix me SCORE 19
weird cat SCORE 16
banana toast SCORE 49
which way did you see him first? SCORE 29
