Lasagna. SCORE 9
Cats are jerks. SCORE 143
Words. SCORE 200
Never go full retard! SCORE 236
They called it Sims. SCORE -114
History class in one sentence. SCORE 302
When going for a haircut. SCORE 100
I hope you didn’t get anyone a puppy. SCORE 178
Flying. Cause planking is boring. SCORE 169
Look at all this work! SCORE 12
Buddies. SCORE 18
One of these is not like the others. SCORE 222
Only care about what’s important! SCORE 15
Jerk! SCORE 124
Expectations ≠ reality. Immediately thought about the Large Hadron Collider SCORE 18
Mary had a little lamb… SCORE 127
Where babies come from… SCORE 285
Why Photoshop exists. SCORE 142
I don’t like to brag… But… SCORE 18
David’s secret weapon. SCORE 98
Sharing is caring. SCORE 19
Instagram is down… SCORE 6
The new form of punishment at Hogwarts. SCORE 118
Uggcitrin. SCORE 82
Highlight anything you think seems stupid. SCORE 213
Well, I’m not going out today SCORE 20
Mmmmmm… drugs… SCORE 123
Wait a second… SCORE 89
Attention seekers. SCORE 119
Ross, is that you? SCORE 245
Silly pandas… SCORE 153
Why did I unfriend you? SCORE 125
