This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 85
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 70
So distraught SCORE 77
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
End up like Ralphie from a Christmas Story SCORE 49
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 71
Shooter SCORE 53
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
Jesus would you look at the time SCORE 56
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
Snitching on a national level SCORE 50
Overpopulation SCORE 91
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
Dreams SCORE 92
Riddle me this SCORE 80
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
Woaaaaaaaaa…… SCORE 63
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
This cat is worrisome. SCORE 47
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 66
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 84
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
Protesting homophobia SCORE 76
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 44
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49