sorry cakey SCORE 20
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 21
excuse me, i just need to ask you a few questions SCORE 17
a cat making itself feel at home SCORE 8
soft pretzel crab SCORE 28
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
donkey still hasn’t made waffles for shrek SCORE 11
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 26
lost cat SCORE 8
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
who wore it better? the answer is obvious SCORE 36
just going on another stupid walk for my stupid mental health look at the stupid flowers SCORE 24
cactus on the run! SCORE 22
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 23
for lease navidad SCORE 21
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
overpacking for a short trip is my super power SCORE 20
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 0
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 28
the email never finds me well SCORE 15
anatomy of a good boy SCORE 13
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 22
multi-colored squirrel only found in india SCORE 28
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
highly qualified mortgage advisor SCORE 17
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 24
this salad is hilarious SCORE 12
the best fudge comes from… SCORE 17
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 19
