You could claim anything is real… SCORE 196
I used to be a people person… SCORE 129
Just Bill Murray SCORE 9
Please be troll. SCORE 231
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
In an alternate universe. SCORE 72
How people see me. SCORE 233
You said you’d never forget! SCORE 197
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
I love you. SCORE 21
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
All the Navies! SCORE 171
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 144
Accurate. SCORE 257
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
I wish I were so lucky. SCORE 280
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Good guy Disney? SCORE 154
Friends. SCORE 212
College life. SCORE 158
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 166
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
Should you forward that email? SCORE 125
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
How marriage works. SCORE 66
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
The universe is weird SCORE 8
