I wish you hadn’t been born. SCORE 284
Now sniff my panties! SCORE 232
Bad day gone worse… SCORE 182
House of Pacman. SCORE 197
I can relate. SCORE 133
I ate their livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti. SCORE 287
Jealous? SCORE 273
Words. SCORE 272
Bacon inflation. SCORE 172
Happy pots. SCORE 220
Sad hipster. SCORE 273
Uncanny resemblance. SCORE 217
Brave or stupid? SCORE 270
Ummmmm… SCORE 168
Please insert rainforest into Tray A. SCORE 141
Seriously? SCORE 144
Would not recommend. SCORE 175
Ancient Asteroid. SCORE 219
This is a tribute. SCORE 227
Science vs. religion. SCORE -106
Twisted bike. SCORE 94
Oh human, you so silly. SCORE 165
Staring contest. SCORE 197
Truth. SCORE 128
No, YOU the bomb! SCORE 156
Answer me! SCORE 186
America, land of the fast food. SCORE 215
When reading Twilight is acceptable. SCORE 165
Internet intervention. SCORE 133
Perspective. SCORE 274
World of WarCraft. SCORE 80
… and never came home. SCORE 372