When you’re driving away and hear your dog crying in the house SCORE 60
Many of the worlds great swimmers never got to compete… SCORE 92
16 year olds are competing in the Olympics and I still look at my Mum when the Doctor asks what’s wrong SCORE 98
The victims of everything! SCORE -36
Time SCORE 51
When people try to talk politics with me… SCORE 45
The Michael Phelps diet SCORE 66
Who says size doesn’t matter? SCORE 102
Why I’m single SCORE 125
Me watching the olympics SCORE 127
I want to be where the people aren’t SCORE 76
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder SCORE 83
Coffee creamer SCORE 95
Margot Robbie insulting Will Smith SCORE 111
Paris at night, by Evgeny Lushpin SCORE 129
Mr Darcy has been sighted SCORE 160
I’ll prove it SCORE 81
I would be more inclined to grow up… SCORE 93
This other queen SCORE 94
666 times SCORE 97
Me watching the Olympics SCORE 86
I shouldn’t be on a jury. SCORE 101
The Real Reason Trump is Running SCORE 105
She said yes! SCORE 135
A modern Cinderella SCORE 144
When they’re trying to get you to train the new employee SCORE 91
The adventures of business cat SCORE 62
Long day. SCORE 111
They came here to win. SCORE 126
The boy who cared SCORE 176
Here’s Some Serious Advice SCORE 173
Love SCORE 28
