Arby’s… SCORE 92
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 88
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 95
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Under Water SCORE 98
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 145
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 70
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Gotta love Snake SCORE 82
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 94
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
Weird SCORE 46
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 84
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 102
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Totally SCORE 87
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 107
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 93
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
