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The+case+of+the+disappearing+candy+corn.
I%26%238217%3Bd+put+money+on+it%2C+actually.
I’d put money on it, actually. SCORE 25
Why+would+it+lose+value+under+a+mattress%3F
Why would it lose value under a mattress? SCORE 26
RIP+epidermis%26%238230%3B
RIP epidermis… SCORE 18
Cannot+disclose+reality.
Cannot disclose reality. SCORE 13
Harry+is+excitable+this+morning.
Harry is excitable this morning. SCORE 18
Chick-Fil-A+gets+a+a
Chick-Fil-A gets a a SCORE 24
Periodic+table+with+real+elements
Periodic table with real elements SCORE 26
Respect+the+dogs+day.
Respect the dogs day. SCORE 20
Thank+you+for+being+a+friend.
Thank you for being a friend. SCORE 14
3d+Kitchen+ad+in+a+newspaper
3d Kitchen ad in a newspaper SCORE 23
Quatro+crazy.
Quatro crazy. SCORE 26
Ban+humans.
Ban humans. SCORE 7
Simply+aghast.
Simply aghast. SCORE 13
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+bad+deal%2C+man.
That’s a bad deal, man. SCORE 15
The+crows+have+eyes.
The crows have eyes. SCORE 32
Cocaine
Cocaine SCORE 23
Burn+the+beetles%2C+please.
Burn the beetles, please. SCORE 15
It%26%238217%3Bs+duck+season+somewhere.
It’s duck season somewhere. SCORE 17
Good.
Good. SCORE 25
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+blessing
it’s a blessing SCORE 22
Wordsmiths.
Wordsmiths. SCORE 27
Whoopsie%21
Whoopsie! SCORE 21
RIP+In+Pot+Roast
RIP In Pot Roast SCORE 18
Could+you+not%3F
Could you not? SCORE 12
That%26%238217%3Bs+great+Bri%21
That’s great Bri! SCORE 16
Names+and+dates+please.
Names and dates please. SCORE 9
Please+make+it+stop.
Please make it stop. SCORE 28
Neighhhhhhh
Neighhhhhhh SCORE 18
He+could+be+right%26%238230%3B
He could be right… SCORE 18
%F0%9D%93%88%F0%9D%93%86%F0%9D%93%8A%F0%9D%92%BE%F0%9D%92%B9
π“ˆπ“†π“Šπ’Ύπ’Ή SCORE 24
Grans+are+good+people%2A
Grans are good people* SCORE 25
My+best+friend
My best friend SCORE 24
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How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
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Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
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don’t ever stop SCORE 15
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