Cat vs food on a treadmill SCORE 18
After the dental hygienist flosses my teeth. SCORE 13
Don’t get in a licking contest with a dog SCORE 172
Swing Fail SCORE 14
smartest plan ever. SCORE 166
Every night. SCORE 18
Harsh! SCORE -5
Can’t let them know how much of a slob I am! SCORE 17
Washing Socks SCORE 142
Pure evil I tell you! SCORE 20
What was this show? SCORE 229
First and Last Lines: Harry Potter SCORE 245
Was hiking this morning and saw this sign SCORE 161
Silly Superman SCORE 174
The struggle of lefties. SCORE 162
To those who gossip about me. SCORE 111
Alright then. SCORE 144
<3 SCORE 179
What an interesting book! SCORE 124
Zombie Apocalypse. SCORE 226
Superman vs. Batman SCORE 155
Swoon. SCORE -4
There are two kinds of people SCORE 183
Friday, 4PM. Later, bitches. SCORE 22
Yes, yes I do! SCORE 152
The power of genetics. SCORE 185
You’d really like him. SCORE 149
Cats playing Jenga. SCORE 134
Dammit Elsa! SCORE 172
Me as a child SCORE 228
Taught a class on hacking in Australia. Got this review from a student. SCORE 2
Albino crow SCORE 13
