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What+do+we+want%3F
SCORE 196
Spacious+apartment+under+the+stairs%26%238230%3B
Spacious apartment under the stairs… SCORE 32
How+else+do+you+expect+me+to+keep+in+contact+with+my+preschool+teacher+I+never+contact%3F
How else do you expect me to keep in contact with my preschool teacher I never contact? SCORE 40
You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%2C+kid.
You’ll be alright, kid. SCORE 32
The+HR+department+would+like+to+know+your+location%26%238230%3B
The HR department would like to know your location… SCORE 30
Cat+got+your+gloves%26%238230%3B%3F
Cat got your gloves…? SCORE 30
Waffles+are+forever.
Waffles are forever. SCORE 19
The+Zoom+wars+of+2021
The Zoom wars of 2021 SCORE 34
The+art+of+deception
The art of deception SCORE 22
I+suppose+there+is+more+than+one+decent+professor.
I suppose there is more than one decent professor. SCORE 41
Get+yourself+a+pandemic+haircut+2021.
Get yourself a pandemic haircut 2021. SCORE 21
Moving+parts+of+an+off-shore+oil+rig.
Moving parts of an off-shore oil rig. SCORE 16
Iowa+Runs+a+tight+ship
Iowa Runs a tight ship SCORE 24
The+bird+is+the+universe.
The bird is the universe. SCORE 27
I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 27
Big+Ooof.
Big Ooof. SCORE 21
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 27
They%26%238217%3Bre+on+to+me%26%238230%3B
They’re on to me… SCORE 21
Five+stars%2C+brother.
Five stars, brother. SCORE 26
Easy+on+the+pounce%2C+bud%26%238230%3B
Easy on the pounce, bud… SCORE 24
Fresh+bread+tendies+today%21
Fresh bread tendies today! SCORE 25
Just+generally+worried+about+you.
Just generally worried about you. SCORE 29
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
The+art+of+war.
The art of war. SCORE 20
Covfefe%2C+please.
Covfefe, please. SCORE 21
Tomatoes+are+demons%2C+demonstrably.
Tomatoes are demons, demonstrably. SCORE 16
Just+happy+to+have+new+kicks%2C+personally.
Just happy to have new kicks, personally. SCORE 31
We+must+unite+to+protec+the+doge.
We must unite to protec the doge. SCORE 31
Toasters+whom+take+their+job+seriously.
Toasters whom take their job seriously. SCORE 29
Keep+hustling+daily.
Keep hustling daily. SCORE 27
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
Finally+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+a+clean+house.
Finally I’ll have a clean house. SCORE 32
BabyNames.com
BabyNames.com SCORE 41
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they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 32
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this squirrel’s husband may not want to come home for a few hours SCORE 16
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silent forgiveness is perfectly acceptable self care SCORE 25
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nature in conflict with itself SCORE 19
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