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That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
Welcome+to+the+party.
Welcome to the party. SCORE 42
The+council+will+keep+an+eye+on+this+one%26%238230%3B
The council will keep an eye on this one… SCORE 28
dys%5Bfun%5Dction
dys[fun]ction SCORE 25
You+can+do+it+all+night+long%21
You can do it all night long! SCORE 19
le+sigh%26%238230%3B
le sigh… SCORE 41
Treat+your+kids+well.
Treat your kids well. SCORE 40
Newspaper+delivery+boys.+Mexico+City+circa+1960.
Newspaper delivery boys. Mexico City circa 1960. SCORE 23
The+media+is+performing+exactly+as+they+intend.
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
Looney+Tunes+is+on+HBO+Max%2C+BTW.
Looney Tunes is on HBO Max, BTW. SCORE 25
Boinks+not+borks.
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
Can+we+get+a+public+panel+with+the+aforementioned+authorities%2C+please%3F
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
Japanese+Cheesecakes+Have+Bounce.
Japanese Cheesecakes Have Bounce. SCORE 17
WAIT+A+MINUTE
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 29
And+you+know+what%2C+Tom%3F+It%26%238217%3Bs+almost+enough.
And you know what, Tom? It’s almost enough. SCORE 32
McDonald%26%238217%3Bs+ice+cream+machine+is+finally+working%21%3F
McDonald’s ice cream machine is finally working!? SCORE 28
None+of+them+can+read%2C+btw.
None of them can read, btw. SCORE 32
Haven%26%238217%3Bt+liked+a+selfie+in+a+while%26%238230%3B
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 36
Magnolia+Arkansas+seems+nice.
Magnolia Arkansas seems nice. SCORE 36
Peak+romance
Peak romance SCORE 32
Essential+items+only.
Essential items only. SCORE 33
Thank+you+for+the+clarification.
Thank you for the clarification. SCORE 24
Ughhhh
Ughhhh SCORE 10
Joffrey+is+currently+filming+his+next+venture.
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 20
First+they+came+for+the+syrup%2C+but+I+do+not+use+syrup
First they came for the syrup, but I do not use syrup SCORE 28
Times+up%2C+get+out.
Times up, get out. SCORE 21
Concerned+Kermit.
Concerned Kermit. SCORE 34
Officer+Karen+McMuffin+needs+to+switch+to+a+Joan+Fabrics+career.
Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
This+picture+has+been+banned+in+Italy.
This picture has been banned in Italy. SCORE 21
50+cents+is+50+cents%26%238230%3B
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
CATVID-9
CATVID-9 SCORE 29
I+do+not+believe+you.
I do not believe you. SCORE 26
A+four-leaf+clover+made+out+of+four-leaf+and+five-leaf+clovers.
A four-leaf clover made out of four-leaf and five-leaf clovers. SCORE 23
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