Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
*have SCORE 16
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Do the blink! SCORE 23
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 23
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Words. SCORE 9
Steal the world! SCORE 21
We rarely deserve dogs. SCORE 25
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
hello little friend SCORE 20
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
