A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Onion rings. SCORE 158
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
I need dis. SCORE 203
If you watch…. SCORE 186
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Jenga! SCORE 198
Wings SCORE 7
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
My dream. SCORE 134
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Touché… SCORE 263
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
So many puns! SCORE 136
It isn’t. SCORE 183
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Attack! SCORE 200
Just perfect. SCORE 21
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214