the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
for the greta good SCORE 8
ley’s go skiing SCORE 38
christmas buck SCORE 27
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
am i a dog? SCORE 33
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
i just love food too much SCORE 21
memes cure everything SCORE 10
how to unfunny friends SCORE 42
throw them out SCORE 18
my next hobby SCORE 13
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
how old book smell is created SCORE 31
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
very subtle SCORE 17
i haven’t showered since last year SCORE -4
