Look at me. I’m your mother now. SCORE 107
Scumbag Turbo Tax SCORE 57
Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he got it. SCORE 131
Interesting. SCORE 210
Roses are red, blasphemy is unholy SCORE 82
I’m hungry Nana SCORE 75
Only Michael Scott SCORE 105
Stephen Hawking vs John Oliver SCORE 108
Female SCORE 30
Sweet Parrot. SCORE 272
…and invited all friends SCORE 83
HEY YOU GUUUYYYYSSS SCORE 68
Happy bears SCORE 82
The Winter Olympics has no chill SCORE 123
Sawfly larvae eating a leaf SCORE 91
Truth in advertising SCORE 156
…also in Tallahassee SCORE 155
Bathe me. SCORE 96
Public Relations SCORE 153
$38 and alot of college lives SCORE 116
Certificate Of Dog Obedience Training SCORE 94
My favorite "u wot m8" SCORE 67
I feel like Windows mistakenly did something horrible to my files, and then managed to fix them while in a panic. SCORE 143
Elected as Leader, but unhappy. SCORE 113
In WALL-E, the Great Lakes are larger than they should be, presumably due to the rising sea level. SCORE 92
The Swedish King supporting his country when its needed most of all. SCORE 97
If you’re ever in doubt remember this SCORE 127
When slides attack. SCORE 139
Firehose vs. Flamethrower SCORE 116
Wow I had no idea. SCORE 89
Never forget SCORE 210
Today kids will never understand how it felt to give your computer AIDS just for free music SCORE 89
