we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
literally any fact SCORE 52
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
she’s gonna marry him SCORE 54
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 47
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
Vampires need emotional support, too SCORE 30
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
real life based on a jim carrey movie SCORE 23
food art SCORE 52
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
my daily workout SCORE 24
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
there’s treasure behind that wall. i have to punch it SCORE 22
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
luckily he tested negative SCORE 11
still a better movie than Jurassic park 3 SCORE 33
saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
he loved his work SCORE 31
neow SCORE 31
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
as you should feel SCORE 41
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
oh, i would also like to know this! SCORE 68