Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -5
Grumpy Cat during the holidays. SCORE 10
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
I could watch this all day. SCORE 149
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 10
I hate my life. SCORE 12
My love life. SCORE 171
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 97
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 140
Group projects. SCORE 149
I need this. SCORE 11
Soy milk. SCORE 11
Loki. SCORE 152
Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 217
Words to live by SCORE 15
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
My life SCORE 112
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Best headline ever. SCORE 118
Me too! SCORE 240
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Blood orange. SCORE 139
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 11
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 143
Cops nowadays SCORE -2
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
