When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Weird SCORE 46
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
It’s time SCORE 97
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Totally SCORE 87
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 82
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Under Water SCORE 98
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
