
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65

Weird SCORE 46

Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85

It’s time SCORE 97

I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78

Gotta love Snake SCORE 83

My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95

Totally SCORE 87

Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97

Don’t give in! SCORE 85

I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116

Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96

I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80

Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69

George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147

U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89

Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66

First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79

Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 82

Arby’s… SCORE 92

Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99

Got it? Good. SCORE 68

Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108

Under Water SCORE 98

Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109

Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103

Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71

Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95

My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128

Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76

My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95

Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83