Call 911 SCORE 17
Needs more white SCORE 23
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Problem solved SCORE 34
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Oh my SCORE 29
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
easy money SCORE 29
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Nailed it SCORE 11
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Awkward SCORE 69
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
The original is still the king SCORE 39
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Jinkies! SCORE 63
For me? SCORE 45
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
It’s my super power SCORE 44
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
