Slow Robot
When+you+see+your+photo+on+your+ID+card.
This+is+a+fun+game.
This is a fun game. SCORE 26
Br%C3%B6ther%2C+just+one+sneck.
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
A+Parmesan+vending+machine.+Italy+seems+nice%26%238230%3B
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
Protect+the+birbs.
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
I+someone+reading+The+Never+Ending+Story%3F
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
RIP+In+Peace%2C+road+warrior.
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
UN+DERSTAND
UN DERSTAND SCORE 25
Ain%26%238217%3Bt+that+something.
Ain’t that something. SCORE 26
Typical+%F0%9F%87%B9%F0%9F%87%A9.
Typical 🇹🇩. SCORE 28
quarantine+bunnies+or+easter+hostages%3F
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
Do+not+breath+at+the+pupper.
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
People+are+losing+it+out+there%26%238230%3B
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
French+Fry+Queen+is+back+at+it.
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 39
I+are+helpful
I are helpful SCORE 26
When+your+wife+watches+your+press+briefings.
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
This+is+medical+advice+everyone+should+know.
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
The+dollars+must+flow.
The dollars must flow. SCORE 24
Covid-19+is+ruining+it+for+all
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
Wake+up%2C+Ellen.
Wake up, Ellen. SCORE 28
Quarantine+Day+439%3A+Doctor+has+successfully+performed+a+six-way+full+body+reconstructive+surgery.
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
OK+BUT+AREA+CODE+NEXT+TIME
OK BUT AREA CODE NEXT TIME SCORE 25
Beware+the+sopa.
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
Do+your+part.
Do your part. SCORE 13
Due+to+less+pollution+in+lockdown%2C+the+Loch+Ness+monster+comes+up+for+some+fresh+air.++Welcome+back%2C+Nessie.
Due to less pollution in lockdown, the Loch Ness monster comes up for some fresh air. Welcome back, Nessie. SCORE 35
10%2F10+would+pardon.
10/10 would pardon. SCORE 27
Rio%26%238217%3Bs+Christ+the+Redeemer+statue+was+lit+up+to+look+like+a+doctor+on+Easter+Sunday
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
aussie+aussie+aussie+oye+oye+oye
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
Interesting%26%238230%3B+Interesting%26%238230%3B
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
My+parents+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+let+me+in%26%238230%3B
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
Sample+Teachers+Contract+from+the+1920%26%238217%3Bs+before+collective+bargaining.
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
They+really+juiced+up+that+description.
They really juiced up that description. SCORE 34
Leopard+queen%26%238230%3B
Leopard queen… SCORE 27
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You+fart+a+balloon%26%238217%3Bs+worth+of+gas+per+day.
You fart a balloon’s worth of gas per day. SCORE 12
Breaking+dad.
Breaking dad. SCORE 15
Inside+an+ice+cave+under+a+volcano+in+Kamchatka.
Inside an ice cave under a volcano in Kamchatka. SCORE 152
Shanghai+1987-2014
Shanghai 1987-2014 SCORE 104
Geezer+edition.
Geezer edition. SCORE 90
Seriously%3F
Seriously? SCORE 249
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