The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Proceed SCORE 30
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
What murder? SCORE 45
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Fatality SCORE 40
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
And cheese SCORE 26
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
