Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 109
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 105
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 86
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Lies for good. SCORE 84
…but mooom SCORE 60
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
Zing SCORE 70
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112
