Hey, Biscuit. SCORE 239
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
Yes. SCORE 285
LOL. SCORE 231
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Do go on… SCORE 191
Dog logic. SCORE 211
It’s true. SCORE 163
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 226
My hobby. SCORE 188
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
I’ll get you this time! SCORE 132
So close! SCORE 189
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
How I die. SCORE 254
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
Like a boss. SCORE 245
Pokeface. SCORE 226
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Typical cop… SCORE 135
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
Crap. SCORE 246
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
I’ve got some bad news for you. SCORE 175
Imagine. SCORE 366
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. SCORE 178