Starbucks. SCORE 21
CEO. SCORE 20
Wookie steak. SCORE 11
Child-sized soda. SCORE 193
Beer = salad. SCORE 10
When someone tries to flirt with me SCORE 175
Why doesn’t everyone use them?! SCORE 139
When you get a fake number… SCORE 159
Game of Thrones. SCORE 21
Tyrannosaurus earrings. SCORE 155
My dog would probably fall for it. SCORE 11
Llama shaming. SCORE 20
I would like to thank… SCORE 254
Kitty massage. SCORE 10
Did Mary have a little lamb? SCORE 128
Come at me bro! SCORE 142
A bear waving his paw SCORE 15
The Pledge of Allegiance SCORE 12
An American Bashkir Curly Horse SCORE 125
I don’t remember the song going quite like that. SCORE 25
Murica SCORE 20
because reasons SCORE 0
What a lightning scar looks like. OUCH. SCORE 228
An escape. SCORE 217
Ignorance is bliss… SCORE 159
Are you playing with yourself? SCORE 158
Festival season is upon us SCORE 157
Let me slip in to something more….comfortable. SCORE 144
Awkward. SCORE 13
I vant to suck your… tunazzzz! SCORE 12
Being black in different places SCORE 147
The bald eagle. SCORE 173
