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Scumbag+boss.
SCORE 189
He%26%238217%3Bs+called+Puddin%26%238217%3B
He’s called Puddin’ SCORE 20
They+grow+up+so+fast
They grow up so fast SCORE 17
That%26%238217%3Bs+no+moon%21
That’s no moon! SCORE 23
Me+and+the+boys+started+making+trouble+in+your+neighbourhood%26%238230%3B
Me and the boys started making trouble in your neighbourhood… SCORE 12
I%26%238217%3Bve+seen+this+Toy+Story+reboot%26%238230%3B
I’ve seen this Toy Story reboot… SCORE 25
Dad+was+not+about+to+miss+out+on+that+deal%26%238230%3B
Dad was not about to miss out on that deal… SCORE 31
Luck+o%26%238217%3B+the+Irish%2C+and+all+that+jazz.
Luck o’ the Irish, and all that jazz. SCORE 17
Tonight%2C+we+feast%21
Tonight, we feast! SCORE 26
The+future+looks+neat%26%238230%3B+wait%26%238230%3B
The future looks neat… wait… SCORE 22
The+sooner+we+open+the+schools
The sooner we open the schools SCORE 9
Are+cats+pets%26%238230%3B+really%3F
Are cats pets… really? SCORE 15
Don%26%238217%3Bt+matter+still+eat.
Don’t matter still eat. SCORE 24
GIVE+US+THE+CARROT%21
GIVE US THE CARROT! SCORE 21
He%26%238217%3Bs+home%21
He’s home! SCORE 19
OK+but+watch+out+for+mama+bear%26%238230%3B
OK but watch out for mama bear… SCORE 20
It%26%238217%3Bs+an+immersive+experience.
It’s an immersive experience. SCORE 23
Best+I+can+do+is+lego+Star+Wars%26%238230%3B
Best I can do is lego Star Wars… SCORE 21
Run%2C+bud.
Run, bud. SCORE 24
%5BMark%5Deting+done+well.
[Mark]eting done well. SCORE 18
Lady%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+trying+to+take+it+home.
Lady, I’m trying to take it home. SCORE 25
That+lion+king+snarl.
That lion king snarl. SCORE 28
shhhh.+babe%2C+please.
shhhh. babe, please. SCORE 19
When+the+landlord+says+no+doge+allowed%26%238230%3B
When the landlord says no doge allowed… SCORE 20
No+context+needed%2C+really.
No context needed, really. SCORE 16
Backup+doge
Backup doge SCORE 26
In+case+you+get+hungry+while+measuring+things.
In case you get hungry while measuring things. SCORE 21
I%26%238217%3Bm+multipurpose%2C+really.
I’m multipurpose, really. SCORE 19
Miss+me+with+that+Costco+pack.
Miss me with that Costco pack. SCORE 19
Lay+off+the+cupcakes%2C+Reginald.
Lay off the cupcakes, Reginald. SCORE 25
Maggie+darling%2C+you+really+did+well.
Maggie darling, you really did well. SCORE 33
Baked+b+e+a+n+o
Baked b e a n o SCORE 21
Let+the+children+eat%26%238230%3B
Let the children eat… SCORE 35
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They+start+wearing+sweaters+when+it%26%238217%3Bs+below+zero.
They start wearing sweaters when it’s below zero. SCORE 186
The+wonders+of+L%26%238217%3BOreal+makeup%26%238230%3B+I+mean%2C+photoshop.
The wonders of L’Oreal makeup… I mean, photoshop. SCORE 10
My+family+is+never+this+cool.
My family is never this cool. SCORE 14
Dem+feels+for+a+fan+girl.
Dem feels for a fan girl. SCORE 153
Sooo%26%238230%3B+How+do+you+know+someone+is+vegan%3F
Sooo… How do you know someone is vegan? SCORE -5
feels
feels SCORE 19
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