the cutest criminal SCORE 23
my work ethic is unparalleled SCORE 18
i prefer my watermelon bone-in SCORE 23
i’ll pay more attention next time SCORE 12
you can never leave SCORE 12
dance party of my dreams SCORE 19
an honest yearbook quote SCORE 20
the magic of chrome SCORE 26
and i never will SCORE 42
jolene is the exception to the rule SCORE 13
she earned her pony SCORE 40
productively lazy SCORE 18
new golden rule for men SCORE 42
you can keep him SCORE 18
i did not mean to make that face out loud SCORE 23
no one is ever emotionally ready for monday SCORE 7
that’s what sea said SCORE 14
she definitely put it there on purpose SCORE 20
there goes the surprise SCORE 21
adding to my bucket list SCORE 17
why don’t you save him as a pdf SCORE 18
the best at mental health… SCORE 33
what happens when you take kids to ikea SCORE 10
there is never a civil ending to a game of monopoly SCORE 20
human infested houses SCORE 32
she’s not lost, she’s just dramatic SCORE 29
what item are you handing a chameleon? SCORE 19
a bed time rockstar SCORE 25
dad and the cat he didn’t want SCORE 24
they really take on a life of their own at 3 am SCORE 12
release the nc-17 cut! SCORE 12
not without your gloves you heathen! SCORE 12