googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 51
anchors away! SCORE 22
watermelon armor dog SCORE 22
you learn something new everyday SCORE 44
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
im buying a shirt SCORE 40
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
teens with attitude SCORE 27
the internet is not a real doctor… SCORE 70
Lana approves SCORE 75
too late SCORE 38
i am this dog SCORE 19
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
there were no survivors SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
she meant it, too SCORE 43
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i hope so! SCORE 21
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 37
5 days a week SCORE 45
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
he made his choice SCORE 42
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
pebble and roll SCORE 65
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
