Oh god, I can still hear their screams! SCORE 4
How You Know Your Cat Is Fat SCORE 93
When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15
A Giraffe’s Coffee SCORE -4
Yes, Yes It Does SCORE 156
Getting these for my house SCORE 9
Damascus, Syria, Before And After SCORE 87
The Horrors Weren’t Common Knowledge Yet SCORE 130
Oh, Michigan. SCORE 101
Oh Ted… SCORE 112
Every Day Is Leg Day SCORE 5
Americans And Their Distances SCORE 169
Exiting Public Bathrooms SCORE 32
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time… SCORE -3
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 11
You’re not you when you’re hungry SCORE -30
WUT SCORE 75
HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY WITH HUMAN SCORE 0
Running Electricity Through a Pencil SCORE 24
Accurate. SCORE 14
Logic, is that you? SCORE 14
We are a very contemplative generation. SCORE 206
Wikipedian Protestor SCORE 13
Milk SCORE 143
that’s it, I’m voting for Bernie. SCORE 12
Dumbledore Books SCORE 6
Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 5
The experience of true panic SCORE 12
Dog Years Portraits Of Aging Dogs That Will Melt Your Heart (by Photographer Amanda Jones) SCORE 11
Hillary’s reaction to all the accusations of lying SCORE 6
Goddammit Ikea SCORE 6
When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 117