excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
slap them SCORE 12
zero traction SCORE 11
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
i like bananas SCORE 9
scream therapy SCORE 15
working cat SCORE 20
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
cats find a way SCORE 23
memorable first customer SCORE 17
scary fish! SCORE 7
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
supersize it SCORE -4
did i stutter? SCORE 12
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
