right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Karma. SCORE 236
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
Every time. SCORE 180
My new calculator. SCORE 109
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Like a boss. SCORE 302
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Likely. SCORE 177
Every night. SCORE 220
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
Forever and always SCORE 0
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Lottery SCORE 4
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
This generation. SCORE 265
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
How to troll. SCORE 182
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
