Slow Robot
Metaphors+Created+by+High+Schoolers
%2Afeels+annoyed%2A
*feels annoyed* SCORE 28
Northern+Maine+School+Bus+from+the+1930%26%238217%3Bs.
Northern Maine School Bus from the 1930’s. SCORE 23
You+sit+on+a+throne+of+lies.
You sit on a throne of lies. SCORE 30
Get+it%2C
Get it, SCORE 29
A+foolproof+plan
A foolproof plan SCORE 27
%2Aopalizes%2A
*opalizes* SCORE 34
This+place+is+cat+friendly.
This place is cat friendly. SCORE 27
Scott+you+ignorant+slut%26%238230%3B
Scott you ignorant slut… SCORE 29
Aren%26%238217%3Bt+you+a+special+boy%26%238230%3B
Aren’t you a special boy… SCORE 30
Genetically+encoded+sentences%26%238230%3B
Genetically encoded sentences… SCORE 25
Kinda+does+it+for+me.
Kinda does it for me. SCORE 15
mother+nature+is+about+weird.
mother nature is about weird. SCORE 35
Elementary%2C+really.
Elementary, really. SCORE 35
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+crazy+it+just+might+work%26%238230%3B
It’s so crazy it just might work… SCORE 31
And+wear+ya+mashk
And wear ya mashk SCORE 23
%26%238230%3BOr+an+animatronic+from+a+Soviet+amusement+park.
…Or an animatronic from a Soviet amusement park. SCORE 33
Iceland+does+not+want+to+deal+with+your+financial+decisions.
Iceland does not want to deal with your financial decisions. SCORE 32
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+lupus%26%238230%3B
It’s the lupus… SCORE 21
2020+Family+trips+on+a+budget%21
2020 Family trips on a budget! SCORE 14
It%26%238217%3Bs+good+for+office+morale.
It’s good for office morale. SCORE 23
Seeking+the+calm+in+the+storm.
Seeking the calm in the storm. SCORE 32
Nine+year+olds+whom+get+it.
Nine year olds whom get it. SCORE 16
Dream+big.
Dream big. SCORE 14
Shop+small+when+you+are+able.
Shop small when you are able. SCORE 29
Just+in+case%26%238230%3B
Just in case… SCORE 21
Canines%2C+everywhere.
Canines, everywhere. SCORE 28
I+want+to+believe
I want to believe SCORE 19
D%29+All+of+the+above
D) All of the above SCORE 25
The+cats+have+it.
The cats have it. SCORE 30
False+alarm%26%238230%3B
False alarm… SCORE 26
It+really+do+snort+like+that.
It really do snort like that. SCORE 25
I+will+turn+this+car+around%26%238230%3B
I will turn this car around… SCORE 19
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I+want+to+go+to+there.
I want to go to there. SCORE 179
The+power+of+Gangnam+Style.
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+the+end+of+the+world.
It’s not the end of the world. SCORE 279
Preflight+Update
Preflight Update SCORE 17
Coincidence+or+Not%3F
Coincidence or Not? SCORE 6
Passwords+these+days.
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
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