make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 25
buddhist heaven is called… SCORE 25
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 20
only using food, where do you live? SCORE 31
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 8
are you getting enough sleep? SCORE 13
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 28
please just tell me what the book is about SCORE 34
officer judy hops with zpd SCORE 31
cheese lovers SCORE 30
the moment you realize you’ve made a terrible mistake SCORE 31
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 30
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 37
checking on the banana bread SCORE 18
cute winking cat SCORE 18
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 30
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
good parenting 101 SCORE 43
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 25
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 25
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 33
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 85
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 21
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 45
extreme gardening SCORE 34
Angry laundry machine noises SCORE 19
