Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Grass Fence SCORE 215
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Finally. SCORE 344
How the internet works. SCORE 181
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Every time. SCORE 123
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
No. SCORE 88
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Guys listen… SCORE 170
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
